Digital party game
Everyone claims they’re Desi. Settle it.
How Desi Are You? turns family lore, cultural chaos, and friendly accusations into a printable game for cousins, parents, and everyone in between.
What to expect from DesiMeter
More banter than trivia
Knowledge matters, but storytelling, performance, and the room’s vote matter too.
Built across borders
Prompts reach beyond one film industry or country to welcome the wider South Asian diaspora.
Family-friendly, never flat
Bring it to Eid, Diwali, a mehndi, dinner, or cousins’ night—no awkward rulebook required.
Not another quiz
The people in the room are the game.
Seven varied rounds expose what kind of Desi everyone is—then four score categories give the room something new to argue about.
- 01
Start with the layups
Desi Basics and visual recognition cover chai, dabbas, spices, pressure cookers, and the mysterious second life of every biscuit tin.
- 02
Let the room decide
Parent scenarios and Auntie Logic replace rigid right answers with cultural recognition. The funniest, most accurate answer wins.
- 03
Perform under pressure
Explain a 45-minute goodbye or why every fridge container lies about its contents—in 30 seconds.
- 04
Accuse responsibly
Desi Confessions asks everyone to point at who cannot handle spice, would be scammed at a bazaar, or turns extra Desi around family.
- 05
Reveal the receipts
Total Food, Culture, Language, and Family scores to earn a final identity—from Mango Lassi to Certified Desi.
Launch edition
How Desi Are You?
The complete printable party game, ready for your next family gathering.
Inside your download
- Seven distinct rounds for 2–12+ players
- Knowledge, visual, scenario, performance, and confession prompts
- Food, Culture, Language, and Family score tracking
- Shareable final Desi identities
- Instant digital delivery—print and play
No shipping and no subscription. Printing requirements and exact included files are listed on the product page.
Call the cousins
Your Desi score is waiting.
Print the game, gather the loudest people you know, and finally find out who is Auntie Approved—and who needs to call their parents.
Play How Desi Are You?